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Twit Just Got Real @ At The Clorox Ick Awards - My Award Winning Tweet

Twit Just Got Real @ At The Clorox Ick Awards <small class="subtitle">   - My Award Winning Tweet </small>

The toddler daughter watched the baby tip the glass beaker over.  There was a towel on the table so nothing broke.  The tapered beaker top just thudded once and its food-colored water bled out and spread out against the white like so many gunshot wounds in action flicks my daughters won’t be watching til’ they’re thirty five.   (Read the rest)

Ode To The At-Work Mom

Ode To The At-Work Mom

 

You wake each day, pre-dawn, for those
Six seconds to yourself
A hurried cup of bergamot
Then to the pantry shelf

With master-crafted alchemy
You, quickly, stealthily
Make magic (out of shit I’d miss)
And always healthily!

But sometimes one’s door creaks too soon
The toddler’s up at dawn! (Read the rest)

So, We Gave It A Go…

So, We Gave It A Go…

Here we are, another compelling installment of our ongoing series (not true, this is a first): “Sam I Am Not” or “Don’t Knock It Til’ You’ve Tried It”, I haven’t decided.  In this series we highlight kid-specific activities, (crafts, tasks, chores and more!) gleaned from the web and elsewhere, aimed at making mince-meat of the monotony and slaying the daily mundane.   (Read the rest)

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